Top 10 Facts About Ben

Ben graduated from Oxford University with honors. He was the institutions first-ever graduate.

Ben single-handedly rebuild the Taj Mahal after it's unfortunate collapse in 2009.

Ben is the unrecognized leader of 37 UN nations.

Ben was asked to succeed Pope Jean Paul II, but couldn't attend the ceremony due to a birthday party, and had to conceed the position to Pope Benedict XVI.

Ben once discovered the secret of life. He wrote it down, but forgot to add comments, and now he no longer remembers how it works.

Ben was voted "most likely to be an immortal" in the graduating class of 1132.

Ben earned international notoriety after publicly losing to God in a game of connect four. A rematch is pending.

Ben once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid... at a party.

Ben spent a summer in 2011 interning as a leprechaun, but left after learning the position had no upward mobility.

Ben invented colour.